thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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aleksnotalex:

Seamus voice: NOOOO00000oooooo

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quitpretendingyourenormal:

thatblondeperson:

captkylej:

khan-locked:

BYE



A+ gif usage

laters suckeerrrsss

quitpretendingyourenormal:

thatblondeperson:

captkylej:

khan-locked:

BYE

A+ gif usage

laters suckeerrrsss

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dislikeyous:

modern day politics

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siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

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Hey guys, you may or may not have noticed that my activity has dropped quite a bit for the past few weeks. In case you’re wondering, I’m about to  move (this Friday in fact), and I’ve been busy. It’s going to take a while for the majority of my stuff to get to my new place back in the states (about a month) so I don’t know how often I’ll be getting on Tumblr. I hate my laptop (and Tumblr mobile) and prefer my desktop, so until I get it back there will be sporadic blogging (if any) where I am probably spamming your dash. 

Just a warning, I guess. Anyway, I’m totally not up at ungodly hours in the morning because I know this is my last night with my desktop for about a month or anything…. See you all in roughly a month^^

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

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thecutestofthecute:

the—fault-in-our—fandoms:

greenassin:

all-four-cheekbones:

hoganddice:

zooophagous:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite” 

"He still a baby"

"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"

That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o

I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.

Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.

That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.
That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.
This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.

I agree

People need to stop blaming the breed and start blaming people. These dogs are not born aggressive everyone who treats them that way can gtfo

thecutestofthecute:

the—fault-in-our—fandoms:

greenassin:

all-four-cheekbones:

hoganddice:

zooophagous:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

youngharlemnigga:

sexbooksandvacations:

Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”

"He still a baby"

"he won’t hurt you, just pet him"

That’s not a dog it’s a lion o_o

I’ve had dogs bound up to me like that and all they did was give me a hug and lick my face.
Hell I had a wolf (genuinely, it was at a wolf sanctuary) do this to me one time.

Plus, look at how sturdy that leash is, and the grip he has on it. He’s making sure the dog doesn’t jump on anyone. Dude’s just got a big dog.

That dog’s tail is wagging a mile a minute. It’s not being aggressive, it’s just getting a little over excited.

That being said, it can be extremely intimidating to have such a large animal jump at you like that even if it is just trying to say hello.

This kid understands that and has a very good hold on his dog. He isn’t alarmed or surprised by the dog’s actions. The dog isn’t acting out of the ordinary. It’s just excited.

I agree

People need to stop blaming the breed and start blaming people. These dogs are not born aggressive everyone who treats them that way can gtfo

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hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

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Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

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pleatedjeans:

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slymoose:

got seamus a new room :3c

slymoose:

got seamus a new room :3c

image

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